See also: Hall_of_Shame
<flipsidejones> rule #1) Bitkeeper is right out. ;P <Xen> Hey, it's a good program. :) <flipsidejones> oh yes yes.. its a very nice program.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!
<sandalle> flipsidejones: If we have two centricities, than we make a center out of the two centers, getting a central centricity matrix algorithmic nanoprobic solutionism.
Aug 12 22:27:44 <dufflebunk> Yes, I think using a bunch of lick files should work better. Should be cleaner too. Aug 12 22:27:57 <dufflebunk> Although a daemon is still easiest. Aug 12 22:28:07 * zero_the_hero wonders if licking files makes them clean Aug 12 22:28:49 <zero_the_hero> dufflebunk: sure. have a sorcery daemon that runs when casting, and you can query it... somehow.... Aug 12 22:28:56 <dufflebunk> zero_the_hero: It does, but you have to be carefull that your tongue doesn't touch the wrong bits.
Oct 7, 2002, #sourcemage
<swoolley> I wonder what would happen if I made a kernel patch to output GNU/Linux on uname <dufflebunk> RMS would probably give you a big kiss. <swoolley> Well, I don't mind as long as it isn't too wet. <swoolley> He's quite harry. <swoolley> hairy.
Oct 23, 2002: #sourcemage
<bearcat> My actual name is Bearcat Sandor..I'll never forgett waiting for my drivers licence hearing "Woudl Bearcrap Chandelier Please come to line 3"... <Asha`man> lol <bearcat> i didn;t stannd up till they got it right...
Nov 11, 2002: #sourcemage, on topic discussions...
<toomanymirrors> and was wondering if I can use it for anything particully cool <toomanymirrors> It's got a 1GB Hard drive <dufflebunk> Watching TV? <swoolley> ummm... how do you get service on it? Do you have to pay webtv/ms? <toomanymirrors> and some other nifty hardware, but <toomanymirrors> I would like to get like some thing strange with it :) <toomanymirrors> is there a linux project for such random crap <toomanymirrors> :) <toomanymirrors> or netbsd <dufflebunk> Check slashdot. <swoolley> netbsd is a sure bet. <dufflebunk> I'm sure there is <toga> Take it to a bar and try to pickup wimmin? <swoolley> if it runs, it runs netbsd. <toomanymirrors> yea <swoolley> god, I love slogans like that. <dufflebunk> What is wimmin? <toomanymirrors> but I'm not sure how to boot it <toomanymirrors> to something <swoolley> "ADM, supermarket to the world" <dufflebunk> That is so meaningless! <toga> dufflebunk: Your too far gone to retrain ;) <toomanymirrors> it has a very strange port on the side called "expansion port" <toomanymirrors> It looks like something off an Atari or real old PC <dufflebunk> toga: that's 'you're', right? <dufflebunk> serial port? <toomanymirrors> may be * toga is glad he's married :) <toomanymirrors> really long and thin * toomanymirrors is glad he's not :) <dufflebunk> toomanymirrors: It's girth that counts. <toomanymirrors> yea about four inches or so <swoolley> four inches, sheesh, that's small. <dufflebunk> Hmm, and you say is on the side of your webtv? <toomanymirrors> cheap one :) <toomanymirrors> yea <swoolley> I can forward you about fifty spams that can help you with that. <toomanymirrors> right on the side <toomanymirrors> swoolley: thanks I'm in touch already <dufflebunk> Women with small boob and men with small penises are the cause of most of my spam. <dufflebunk> Damn them all! <swoolley> Yeah, sexual-inadequacy bigotry, gotta love it. * Xenith cackles <toomanymirrors> Mmmmm bigotry... <Xenith> Well, I guess I'm not one of the ones that dufflebunk is damning. :) <swoolley> Xenith: right.... <dufflebunk> unhun, whatever <Xenith> Hey, I have big boobs, thank you very much. :) <swoolley> ol <swoolley> lol <dufflebunk> We know you feel inadequate and overcompensate by going pantless. <Xenith> hehe * toomanymirrors this fine spesaman we've got here is 9 inches of pure Alabama Black Snake
December 11, 2002 #sourcemage
<Xenith> God damnit! <Xenith> Again! <Asha`man> ? <Xenith> I just bought a new laptop. <Xenith> Dell Inspiron 8200. <Xenith> Stupid hand. It wasn't supposed to order it. <Xenith> Now I actually have to pay for it. :)
December 29, 2002 #sourcemage
<Xenith> Aaah! pre-teen cartoon sex!
January 4. 2003 #sourcemage
(all of a sudden, erics pipes in on this unrelated topic:) <erics> afraid? <erics> my biggest asset is that i am unafraid to make a fool of myself! * erics thinks "uh oh" might not want to have said that here.... * W0rf is not afraid of making a fool of himself * W0rf isn't afraid of facts
Feb 27, 2003 #sourcemage
1 03:06 <+Bernardo> why, when I try to do "man something", I always get this:
2 03:06 -!- Bernardo [~Bernardo@213.58.80.86] has quit ["CGI:IRC (EOF)"]
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March 18. 2003 #sourcemage
1 23:31 <Doubletwist> Anyone know how to turn off automatic formatting in OpenOffice?
2 23:31 <dufflebunk> 'dispel OpenOffice' ?
3
April 2. 2003 #sourcemage
1 11:30 <erics> I always start lines to my wife with "woman, this is how it is gonna be...<fill in your wishes>"
2
April 8, 2003 #sourcemage (trolling from #gentoo...)
1 23:49 -!- buffer [buffer@nwlnmnnas02-pool0-a81.nwlnmn.tds.net] has joined #sourcemage
2 23:49 < buffer> heh! magic aint real boys!
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5 01:13 -!- buffer [buffer@nwlnmnnas02-pool0-a81.nwlnmn.tds.net]
6 01:13 -!- ircname : poop
7 01:13 -!- channels : @#unixgeeks #gentoo #c
8 01:13 -!- server : irc.freenode.net [http://freenode.net/]
9 01:13 -!- : is an identified user
10 01:13 -!- idle : 0 days 1 hours 11 mins 35 secs [signon: Mon Apr 7 22:10:26 2003]
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April 9, 2003 #sourcemage
<qnr-afk> su <swoolley> qnr-afk: that's "/nick root" in irc.
Apris 19, 2003 #sourcemage
1 00:36:27 <zero_the_hero> so if we sell for, say $14.99 each, we get lots
2 00:37:03 <swoolley> couple hundred cds and we can get an imac!
3 00:37:26 <dufflebunk> or a decent hooker for a night...
4 00:37:40 <zero_the_hero> heh.
5 00:37:40 <dufflebunk> oops, where did that come from??
6 00:37:53 <M_L> dufflebunk< hey :)
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June 14, 2003 #sourcemage
1 01:33:59 <qnr> <shrug> Give me a book on quantum mechanics, or a rubber band... either one will keep me occupied for 30 minutes... so I'm pretty easygoing about games
2
June 22, 2003 #sourcemage
1 13:21 <+W0rf> anybody for a round russian roulette?
2 13:21 <+W0rf> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /
3
August 5, 2003 #sourcemage
<sandalle|work> all languages are good in there own way, even VB
August 16, 2003
<Worf> but i do remember that his english was terrible. so bad i started to wonder if mine is ok, or if my pronunciation is also that bad that nobody who didn't learn english in austria would understand it. <hgg> i don't have any trouble with your accent !
August 24, 2003
<hgg> Asha`man: ibiblio's servers are bloody slow today. <usotsuki> a grep turned up nothing except SPARC stuff * usotsuki is teh id10t <Asha`man> yep <Asha`man> of course my end is so slow, I don't notice a diff <hgg> if Asha`man is agreeing with usotsuki then it would be rude not to also agree <usotsuki> LOL <Asha`man> lol <Asha`man> I was refering to ibiblio's server <hgg> thats why i used "if"
September 06 2003 #sourcemage
* usotsuki Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah FREAK OUT (Le freak, c'est chic!) <qnr> figures... usotsuki starts playing with an Apple and regresses to disco <usotsuki> LOL <usotsuki> well <usotsuki> GEOS b0rked on my system. Not 100% surprised <qnr> heheh <usotsuki> The mouse emulation isn't 100% anyway and it's not in its usual slot <usotsuki> I mean, wtf, the mouse is usually in slot 4, what's it doing in slot 2 where the RS-232 port goes? <qnr> musical slot game got interrupted when you came into the room <usotsuki> LOL <usotsuki> not to mention <usotsuki> on the newer //cs it's slot 7 <usotsuki> where a hard disk usually goes <qnr> thought geos was for commodore... but then I don't usually think much
September 26 2003 #sourcemage
<qnr> but since my goal in life is confusing as many people as humanly possible, getting to tell people I use something called Source Mage, that uses a raven instead of a penguin, fits in perfectly
February 09 2004 #sourcemage
1 23:39:57 < Kruutsi> ib is my brother :)
2 23:39:58 < ib> whut?
3 23:40:01 < Kruutsi> oh ?
4 23:40:02 < SilverSlayer> LMAO
5 23:40:09 < Kruutsi> ib is my lover :)
6 23:40:10 < ib> what do you mean?
7 23:40:19 < SilverSlayer> HAHAHAHA
8 23:40:28 < Kruutsi> that proves .. ib's a she :))
9 23:40:35 < Kruutsi> "what do you mean by that?" :)
10 23:40:45 < Kruutsi> ib, give me a kiss
11 23:40:46 < ib> what are you talking about?
12 23:40:50 < Kruutsi> see ? :)
13 23:40:55 < SilverSlayer> LOL
14 23:41:04 < Kruutsi> ib, bend over
15 23:41:05 < ib> what are you talking about?
16 23:41:14 < SilverSlayer> ib you don't want to know
17 23:41:15 < ib> I dunno.
18 23:41:17 < Kruutsi> no need to proove you anymore :)
19 23:41:25 < SilverSlayer> LMAO
20 23:41:47 < Kruutsi> I also think, that she might be blonde, but that's just a hunch :)
21 23:42:07 * afrayedknot gives ib some candy
22 23:42:08 * ib says afrayedknot is his new best friend!
23 23:42:11 <+afrayedknot> :)
24 23:42:20 < Kruutsi> I rest my case :)
25 23:42:25 < SilverSlayer> I'm glad I'm not running ib...I'd spend all day trying to make him even more proficient in the dialogue area...
26 23:42:35 < Kruutsi> him ?
27 23:42:35 <+afrayedknot> her
28 23:42:40 < Kruutsi> grrr :)
29 23:42:43 <+afrayedknot> ib: act insulted
30 23:42:44 < ib> what do you mean?
31 23:42:51 < SilverSlayer> HAHAHA
32 23:43:09 <+afrayedknot> i love this channel :)
33 23:43:12 * SilverSlayer no longer worries that Kruutsi won't have anyone to talk too
34 23:43:19 <+afrayedknot> ib: joke
35 23:43:20 < SilverSlayer> LOL
36 23:43:20 < ib> Interview questions asked Miss America contestants: How much of your scholarship mony have you lost in the slots?
37 23:43:36 <+afrayedknot> ib: fortune
38 23:43:37 < ib> 40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
39 23:43:38 < Kruutsi> miss-spelling ..
40 23:44:05 <+afrayedknot> ib: have you met my good friend aspell?
41 23:44:06 < SilverSlayer> ib does fortune too...she rocks :D
42 23:44:07 < ib> eh?
43 23:44:08 < ib> I don't know.
44 23:44:09 < Kruutsi> well, happens for me all the time :)
45 23:44:18 <+afrayedknot> ib: joke
46 23:44:19 < ib> Expressions that sound dirty but really aren't: Picnic on the Grass
47 23:44:27 * Kruutsi wonders how tall ib is :)
48 23:44:36 <+afrayedknot> ib: what is your cup size?
49 23:44:37 < ib> I don't know.
50 23:44:52 * SilverSlayer falls out of chair laughing
51 23:44:54 < Kruutsi> "ignorance is bliss"
52 23:45:17 <+afrayedknot> ib: are you on birth control?
53 23:45:18 < ib> eh?
54 23:45:27 <+afrayedknot> ib: how old are you?
55 23:45:28 < ib> what do you mean?
56 23:45:44 < SilverSlayer> ib you're an idiot
57 23:45:44 < ib> eh?
58 23:45:50 < SilverSlayer> point proven
59 23:45:54 < SilverSlayer> LOL
60 23:45:56 <+afrayedknot> ib: is qnr your lover?
61 23:45:57 < ib> I might know later on.
62 23:46:11 <+afrayedknot> lol
63 23:46:11 < SilverSlayer> LMAO
64 23:46:17 < SilverSlayer> HAHAHAHA
65 23:46:23 < SilverSlayer> oh this is hilerious
66 23:46:38 < SilverSlayer> how the hell are develpers ever able to get anythig doen with ib around
67 23:46:40 <+afrayedknot> ib: dont you think qnr is a little old?
68 23:46:41 < ib> I dunno.
69 23:46:57 < SilverSlayer> LOL
70 23:47:05 <+afrayedknot> totally a blonde
71 23:47:20 < SilverSlayer> I'd agree with you there afrayedknot
72 23:47:22 <+afrayedknot> ib: whats a brunette doing a handstand?
73 23:47:23 < ib> what do you mean?
74 23:47:28 <+afrayedknot> a blonde!
75 23:47:39 < SilverSlayer> HAHAHAHA
76 23:47:58 <+afrayedknot> ib: does qnr know you're natural hair color?
77 23:47:59 < ib> No idea.
78 23:48:06 <+afrayedknot> lol
79 23:48:40 < SilverSlayer> LOL
80 23:48:41 * Kruutsi blows into ib's ear .. *total-pass-flow*
81 23:48:47 < Kruutsi> neat
82 23:48:52 < Kruutsi> not even a nice tune
83 23:49:02 < Kruutsi> I like her allready :)
84 23:49:19 < SilverSlayer> HAHAHA yeah...shes great
85 23:49:28 <+afrayedknot> i think this just goes to show how desperately we need a female userbase
86 23:49:35 < Kruutsi> LOL
87 23:49:38 < SilverSlayer> LMAO
88
February 24 2004 #sourcemage
1 18:11:53 < vic> this is the best source package management on earth
2
March 31 2004 #sourcemage
1 18:37:36 < @afrayedknot> unix is so cool, parents have to bury their dead children, or else they become zombies
2
May 21 2004 #sourcemage
<afrayedknot> "when someone calls me a geek, I thank them" --afrayedknot
Dec 5, 2004 #sorcery
1 18:28 <@afrayedknot> the main thing im intrigged by in darcs is that it has a more cognitive patching scheme where it has some idea as to wtf you're changing instead of stupidly applying patches and wanking off about set theory like arch seems to do
2 18:29 <@afrayedknot> not that i have /any/ reservations about the usability of arch :-/
3
Dec 8, 2004 #sourcemage
1 05:47 <mh> my nipples are like bullets
2
Feb 1, 2005 #sourcemage
1 21:11 * ruskie drools over the latest sg:a
2 21:12 * alley_cat curses the sg:a people for making the season end like this ;P
3 ...
4 21:28 <ruskie> aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5 21:28 <ruskie> why do they always leave cliffhangers like that
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1 14:03 <+BearPerson> "Being paranoid is not thinking all the world is out to get you. That's natural. They are. Being paranoid is thinking they're conspiring"
2
Feb 11, 2005 #sourcemage
<+BearPerson> .8ball what mail client should I use? * scry shakes the magic 8-ball... outlook not so good
Feb 11, 2005 #sourcemage
1 22:57 -!- gempron [~root@D40A2622.rev.stofanet.dk] has joined #sourcemage
2 22:58 < gempron> what's the enlightenment display manager called?
3 22:58 <@afrayedknot> you might not want to log in as root btw
4 22:59 < johnnyi7> How can you tell?
5 22:59 < gempron> hehe.. just a rush hour :)
6 22:59 <+lejatorn> johnnyi7: [~root@D40A2622.rev.stofanet.dk] has joined #sourcemage
7 22:59 < johnnyi7> Well there's that...
8 22:59 < johnnyi7> duh
9 23:01 < gempron> you just hacked me?
10 23:02 < johnnyi7> Who's you?
11 23:02 < gempron> well.. i can see, that you used my domain
12 23:03 < gempron> lol
13 23:03 < johnnyi7> huh?
14 23:03 < johnnyi7> Not I.
15 23:03 < gempron> who else?
16 23:03 < johnnyi7> ?
17 23:03 < johnnyi7> I wouldn't know how, truth be told.
18 23:04 <+lejatorn> :)
19 23:04 < gempron> well.. you had exactly the same domain name.. that's strange
20 23:04 < johnnyi7> to hack anything let alone you.
21 23:04 <+lejatorn> gempron: lol, no you misread, I pasted a line to johnnyi7
22 23:04 < gempron> lol
23 23:04 < gempron> rofl
24 23:05 <+lejatorn> gempron: feel bettter? ;)
25
Apr. 8, 2005 #sourcemage
[20:07:12]<!SilverSlayer> hey were did scry go? [20:07:13]--> scry (~scry@84.20.228.4) has joined #sourcemage [20:07:24]<!SilverSlayer> holy shit did I do that [20:07:24]<!BearPerson> now that's what I call timing [20:07:26]<!SilverSlayer> that is scary -- continued on Apr. 9, 2005 #sourcemage [13:06:51] * !BearPerson attempts to summon scry [13:07:09]--> ruskie (~ruskie@84.20.228.4) has joined #sourcemage [13:07:23]--> scry (~scry@84.20.228.4) has joined #sourcemage
Mar. 8, 2006 #sourcemage
<emrys> kowis-land looks a lot like oz <emrys> with the munchkins <emrys> and evil flying monkeys <afrayedknot> and color? * kittah enslaves the munchkins and trains them to be an army <kittah> no only B&W for me <afrayedknot> an army of grimoire gurus <kittah> saves on costs <kittah> color vision is expensive... * kittah commands the army, "Haxx0r!!!" <emrys> I'd rather train the monkeys <afrayedknot> who needs code monkeys when you have munchkin gurus? <emrys> you don't think the flying demon monkeys would totally pwn the munchkins? <kittah> nope <kittah> everyone knows that flying demon monkeys are useless in black and white [...] <emrys> tornado watch <emrys> I may get to test my flying monkey theories
Jun, 6, 2006 #sourcemage
[20:11] * dkowis should RTFC more often <iuso> remember the fucking carrots? <dkowis> hahaa! <iuso> damn right about that! <dkowis> Read The Fuckin Code <iuso> rabbits NEVER forget <iuso> rabbits, the future clients <afrayedknot> rub the flacid carrot <dkowis> Remove The Flakey Crust <iuso> remove the flatulent constable <dkowis> Release The Fat Cake <iuso> rob the fishy centerpiece <afrayedknot> rim the fat cow <dkowis> renew the fast Calculator <iuso> robust, tiny, fluent curriculum <afrayedknot> repower the flux capacitor <dkowis> oooh <dkowis> regurgitate ten fluid Centimeters <sobukus> 're the folks calming down, now? <iuso> reasonably taught fallible codecs <morfic> dkowis: what's fluid centimeter? centimeter is not a volume unit <sobukus> morfic: molten ruler <iuso> morfic: fluid centimeters are those you need to hop over when you walk the streets on weekend nights <iuso> at least where i come from <e-type> crazy bastards <dkowis> really, tell fatty can-it <iuso> often the fluid centimeters span all the way from the wall to the side of the street <sobukus> fluid meters <iuso> reproduce ten fictional congressmen <sobukus> reproductive tantra forces coalesce <dkowis> reproduce the fastest, c'a <dkowis> reproduce the fastest, c'ya <iuso> rastaman tales for children <sobukus> right, that'sa fine construction <BearPerson> really, time for conversation <iuso> right, that's for certain <dkowis> really, thats fun countered <sobukus> rear titan fire crimson <BearPerson> really, 'tis freakin' crazy how we keep replying that way even in a conversation to end it ;) <iuso> raisins take farming contentiously <iuso> im lacking letters here <dkowis> regularly, this fact constrains <iuso> and words <sobukus> rule to follow cause <BearPerson> moo. <iuso> reason to form coalition? * BearPerson thwaps dkowis <e-type> ...crazy bastards... <dkowis> right, the fun concluded <sobukus> .... gEEkz! * BearPerson goes "ARRR", thwaps fake cittah <dkowis> really, that frustration corrodes * e-type casts ring of fire around BearPerson and dkowis <e-type> fight! <dkowis> rar! the fight commences <BearPerson> ... <e-type> rofl <BearPerson> really, 'tis futile, combatting <iuso> rear turrets full, commence! <dkowis> retreat, the foe counters <BearPerson> rarely, to fight clarifies <dkowis> right. the forum concurs * ruskie casts an iceball in the center of the ring <e-type> right, I'm telling mr sandall to put you all in the corridor <ruskie> now to figure out this pam stuff <dkowis> run, the freakin cold <iuso> restraints too frequently cast <BearPerson> rofl translates-into few collocations <dkowis> running the final conclusion <dkowis> i'm done :) <BearPerson> ruskie to figure-out control-of-access [20:34]
Nov, 17, 2006 #sourcemage
[14:01] <@Fleshreaper> casting postfix <@Fleshreaper> perhaps lejatorn has rubbed off on you... <+abouter> so that's where that allergic reaction came from, rofl <+lejatorn> lol <+abouter> ;) * lejatorn rubs off on abouter . *purrrrrrr* * abouter throws lejatorn some candy <+lejatorn> yay! <+lejatorn> :) * lejatorn eats candy [14:03]
Feb 05 2008 @ #sourcemage
1 11:51 <flux_control> By removing scm support, you are denying them that choice
2 11:52 <+Enqlave> join smgl-dev-team and implement it
3 11:52 <flux_control> Enqlave: I am a dev...
4 11:52 <+Enqlave> i'm not about you
5 11:52 <flux_control> ok
6 11:52 <+Enqlave> i'm about the users you're talking about
7 11:52 <flux_control> they could do that
8 11:52 <+Enqlave> [18:51'53] lynxlynxlynx> i'd say most $scm spells are there due to interested developers wanting to track upstream more closely <- good
9 11:52 <flux_control> but for scm support that is already there, why not leave it implemented?
10 11:53 <flux_control> You already did the work to get it. Why undo the work?
11 11:53 <+Enqlave> [18:53'02] Enqlave> flux_control: i added that option a few days ago
12 11:53 <+Enqlave> [18:53'33] Enqlave> and after a few days, 0.13 out
13 11:53 <@lynxlynxlynx> we know the facts
14 11:53 <flux_control> Enqlave: yes, I know you said that. That is not however a good reason to undo the work
15 11:53 <flux_control> Because in a week there will be other cool new features that cannot be gotten from a stable release
16 11:54 <flux_control> Will you re-implement the scm every time there is a cool new feature, and disable after every release?
17 11:54 <+Enqlave> nope. not a week
18 11:54 <+Enqlave> not even a month
19 11:54 <+Enqlave> no, flux_control
20 11:54 <flux_control> Enqlave: the actual time frame doesn't matter. The idea is the same.
21 11:54 <+Enqlave> all mainstream IDE features are now in 0.13
22 11:54 <flux_control> think about 0.14
23 11:55 <flux_control> we already know about 0.13
24 11:55 <+Enqlave> so?
25 11:55 <flux_control> lynxlynxlynx: help? :)
26 11:55 <+Enqlave> 0.13 == FULLY-feautred IDE
27 11:55 <+Enqlave> <0.13 -- editor-with-basic-ide-feauters
28 11:55 <@lynxlynxlynx> you don't know that the development will stop now
29 11:56 <+Enqlave> ofc
30 11:56 <+Enqlave> but 0.13 is pretty ok to be left as the one chosen version
31 11:56 <@lynxlynxlynx> this problem wouldn't be any different if we were back in time at the 0.4 release or further in it at the 2.546 release
32 11:57 <@lynxlynxlynx> (in a Samuel L. Jackson voice): Choice motherfucker, do you dig it? ;)
33 11:57 <+Enqlave> lol
34 11:57 <flux_control> rofl
35 11:58 <flux_control> lynxlynxlynx: that was the most appropriate quote I could even imagine :-D
36 11:59 <flux_control> saved in my quotes file :)
37
Jul 30 2008 @ #sourcemage
<abouter> localhost resolving... * abouter cries * ib hands abouter a tissue <Enqlave> :))) <abouter> thanks ib <ib> You're welcome abouter <ryuji> ib: stop trying to get into abouter's pants <ib> I don't know what you're talking about. <Enqlave> ib: i do! <ib> what are you talking about? <Enqlave> LOL <ryuji> ib: feigning innocence, are you? <ib> I dunno. * abouter gives ib some candy * ib says abouter is his new best friend! <Enqlave> ib: ib.youaremyfriend.com <ib> I dunno. <lejatorn> abouter: you know that ib is a minor, don't you. freak... <abouter> lejatorn: rofl!!! she told me she was 18!!! <lejatorn> ib: haven't your parents told you not to accept candy from older persons? <ib> what are you talking about? <lejatorn> abouter: that bitch.... <Enqlave> ib is she? <ib> whut? <Enqlave> interesting news... <ryuji> man, this is SO going to the quotes page <abouter> uh oh * lejatorn points at abouter: he started it!
Aug 7 2008 @ #sourcemage
[16:32'34] arachnist> reencode mp3 into flac? [16:32'36] dkowis> it's not so bad
Aug 8 2008 @ #sourcemage
[23:17] * ryuji yawns * ib yawns back * ryuji stares at ib <ryuji> ib: where's my M&M? <ib> I don't know what you're talking about. <ryuji> ib: hiding them and keeping them to yourself now, are you? <ib> what are you talking about? * Jucato yawns * ib darts across #sourcemage and throws an M&M into Jucato's open mouth <Jucato> :P <ryuji> ib: take one for the team <ib> .roulette <scry> ib: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+ <ib> hah! <ryuji> .roulette <scry> ryuji: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+ <ryuji> ib: take one for the team <ib> .roulette <scry> ib: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+ <ib> nanner-nanner <ryuji> .roulette <scry> ryuji: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+ <Jucato> ib: sacrifice yourself <ib> .roulette <scry> ib: chamber 5 of 6 => *BANG* * scry reloads <ib> I knew I should have listened to my horoscope <ryuji> THERE [23:18]
1 23:25 <+qnr-lt> ib where's my airplane?
2 23:25 < ib> I ate your airplane qnr-lt
3 23:25 < Jucato> ib: dude where is my car?
4 23:25 < ib> what do you mean?
5 23:25 < Jucato> ib where is my car?
6 23:25 < ib> what are you talking about?
7 23:26 <+qnr-lt> I've only added a response to where's
8 23:27 < Jucato> ib where's my car?
9 23:27 < ib> I ate your car Jucato
10 23:27 < Jucato> intelligent!
11 23:27 < Jucato> flux_control: I think I'm gonna wait for your other corrections...:P
12 23:27 <+qnr-lt> only accepts one token though
13 23:27 <flux_control> Jucato: I'm reading.. :)
14 23:27 <flux_control> ib: Where's my asshole?
15 23:27 < ib> I ate your asshole flux_control
16 23:27 <flux_control> :-P
17 23:27 < Jucato> roflmao
18 23:28 <flux_control> Not so intelligent.
19 23:28 <flux_control> hehehehehe
20 23:28 <+qnr-lt> ib delete where's+my+*
21 23:28 < ib> qnr-lt: I have deleted topic #8522, where's+my+*.
22 23:28 <flux_control> rofl
23 23:28 <+qnr-lt> pervs !
24 23:28 <flux_control> I came. I saw. I conquered. With my anus. :-P
25 23:29 <flux_control> qnr-lt: You have to admit, it's funny :)
26 23:29 <+qnr-lt> ib add where's+my+* I ate your 3~ 4~ N~
27 23:29 < ib> Okay, qnr-lt :)
28 23:29 <flux_control> Actually, it's even funnier how quickly you deleted that response mechanism... :-D
29 23:29 <+qnr-lt> yeah, well, let's just say it was one of the first thigns I expected to see flux_control :)
30 23:29 <+qnr-lt> actually, I was just looking to see how it would work if I modified it to work with two tokens
31 23:29 <flux_control> Aha! So YOU are the real pervert then!! :-P
32 23:30 < Jucato> :D
33 23:30 <+qnr-lt> see if it chokes on one token
34 23:30 <+qnr-lt> flux_control, never claimed otherwise lol
35 23:30 <flux_control> qnr-lt: I can check for 2 tokens...
36 23:30 <+qnr-lt> where's my flux capacitor?
37 23:30 < ib> I ate your flux capacitor qnr-lt
38 23:30 <flux_control> ib: Where's my ass hole?
39 23:30 < ib> I ate your ass hole flux_control
40 23:30 <flux_control> :-P
41 23:30 <+qnr-lt> heheh
42 23:31 <+qnr-lt> ib info
43 23:31 < ib> Running Darkbot 8rc1. I have 8522 topics in my database, Uptime: 2 days, 22:59, There have been 27 questions asked, 4 topic additions, and 3 topic deletions, since I connected. Process time: 0.0000 secs
44 23:31 <flux_control> Human: 2, ib: 0
45
[00:16] <ruskie> iuso, the subkey you are using to encrypt to me is invalid... please use sub 4096g/4B8FE217 2007-08-27 if you want to send encrypted... <ryuji> o.O <ryuji> oh, the votes... right... <ruskie> yup <ruskie> for some reason people don't actually read what it says <ryuji> signed should be enough <ryuji> it's nothing that private. [...] [00:28] <ryuji> ... <ryuji> wait wait... why is ruskie up so damn early?!
[00:20] <Belxjander> even with the case open with wind actively going through it... <Belxjander> not enough cooling <ryuji> Belxjander: thermal paste <ryuji> Belxjander: I recommend AS5 (Arctic Silver 5) <Belxjander> ryuji: already plastered between the CPU and the cooler block [...] -- [00:22] * ryuji pokes Japan with a stick * AbhFreija has joined #sourcemage <flux_control> ryuji: Lay off my islands! <ryuji> your CPU needs jet-engine-type cooling? <flux_control> :-P * ryuji pees on Tottori, Japan <ryuji> weee! rain for Belxjander! <AbhFreija> ryuji: sorry... its just making some white and yellow !?!? clouds ... <afrayedknot> it'd be tough to get power up/down there <AbhFreija> nothing at ground level... too heated :P <Belxjander> hehe <Belxjander> take a guess ... * flux_control pees on Belxjander's cpu: wet coolant! <AbhFreija> ...at the twin thing... <Belxjander> flux_control: sorry... <AbhFreija> its just steaming away as fast as you can piss it :P <ryuji> wait, is Belxjander using two computers? <Belxjander> ryuji: LOL <AbhFreija> ryuji: well your catching up :) [00:26]
August 11, 2008
1 20:42:08 < Jucato> flux_control: you released test2 but planning to release test3 today too?
2 20:42:47 <+ryuji> flux_control is on SPEED
3 20:42:57 < Jucato> isn't that some form of drug?
4 20:43:04 <+ryuji> he was compiled with -OMG
5 20:43:20 < Jucato> oh I thought it was -OMFG?
6 20:43:25 <*> Joins[#sourcemage] ->SilverSlayer [n=David@sourcemage/SilverSlayer]
7 20:43:28 <*> mode[#sourcemage] (+v SilverSlayer) by ChanServ
8 20:43:41 <+SilverSlayer> greetings all
9 20:43:41 <+ryuji> -OMGOPTIMIZE
10 20:43:42 < paul_t> Both wrong. -ZOMG
11 20:43:49 < Jucato> aaah
12 20:44:03 <+ryuji> paul_t: no, -OMG or -OMGOPTIMIZE because of gcc's -O option
13 20:44:03 < Jucato> -ZOMGOPTIMIZEWTFFTW
14 20:44:23 < Jucato> ah right :)
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August 12, 2008
[08:06] <eekee> I have a friend who has a girlfriend in Tiblisi >_> <Enqlave> :] * Enqlave hides <_kaze_> I understand that's better than if you said "had a girlfriend" ... <eekee> not funny _kaze_ :p <_kaze_> I try to find something funny in everything, sometimes it helps to support too heavy things ... <eekee> it does, yeah, but ... i'unno <iuso> i sure hope that the pillars that support the bridges i regularly drive across aren't funny <eekee> *snicker* * iuso makes Pun of the Week, applauds self * eekee imagines a bridge pillar suddenly wobbling & then snickering to itself <ryuji> that's going to the quotes page <iuso> oh, no <ryuji> yes, yes... * ryuji points at Enqlave [08:10]
August 13, 2008
[19:47] <knightsilver> ib here have a cookie. <ib> I'm not sure on that one. <knightsilver> .vote <knightsilver> .popularity <knightsilver> meh .. <ib> whadda 'ya want? <ib> I wonder if I can bribe scry on that one... the .popularity... <knightsilver> ib i want a nice girl and a place to settle down. <ib> I'm not sure on that one. <ib> perhaps making a deal with Satan^W^W^W^WBill Gates? <knightsilver> ib what's his phone #? <ib> No idea. <page_six> I love myself <knightsilver> page_six how often? <page_six> Though I sometimes have problems figuring out what channel I'm on [19:51]
August 18, 2008
[22:03] <ryuji> women make excellent bed warmers.... <dkowis> I know <dkowis> I has one <dkowis> boobies are wonderful <dkowis> greatest invention ever
September 12, 2008
[07:15] < aupo> Did you people know that it's a proven fact that you sleep better if you have SMGL installed on your comp?
September 15, 2008
1 17:22:15 <@ninjazombie> all good things come from texas!
2 17:22:21 <flux_control> ryuji: Close enough! :)
3 17:22:26 <@ryuji> ninjazombie: steers and queers come from texas.
4 17:22:35 <@ninjazombie> current president excluded
5 17:22:43 < lejatorn> heh
6 17:22:46 <@ryuji> but yeah, I fear her more than death,
7 17:22:52 flux_control steers ninjazombie around the obstacle course
8 17:23:02 <@ninjazombie> ?
9 17:23:03 <@ninjazombie> which obstacle course?
10 17:23:12 <flux_control> The one in my mind.
11 17:23:14 <flux_control> :-P
12 17:23:18 <@ninjazombie> oooh, am I winning?
13 17:23:26 <flux_control> You're the vehicle...
14 17:23:41 <@ninjazombie> am I a turbo-diesel? with an intercooler?
15 17:23:46 <flux_control> ninjazombie: Did you feel a big "whoosh" go over your head?
16 17:23:54 <@ninjazombie> noep :/
17 17:24:10 <@ryuji> ninjazombie: aw, i made sure to throw him as hard as i could so he could hit the windshield...
18 17:24:10 <@ninjazombie> i really missed that one
19 17:24:10 <flux_control> Did you hear it? Coz I'm pretty sure it was there ;)
20 17:24:18 <@ninjazombie> I still missed it
21 17:24:26 <@ninjazombie> I don't get whatever it is you're trying to reference :/
22 17:24:29 <@ryuji> damn you lejatorn
23 17:24:34 <@ninjazombie> oh "steers"
24 17:24:36 <@ninjazombie> oy
25 17:24:39 <flux_control> ROFL
26 17:24:42 <@ninjazombie> that pun died a horrible death
27 17:24:45 <@ryuji> hahaha
28 17:24:45 ninjazombie stabs that pun
29 17:24:46 <flux_control> Quote page!
30 17:24:51 <@ryuji> man hes slow
31 17:25:01 < lejatorn> ryuji: whatever did I do this time?
32 17:25:10 <flux_control> ROFL
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September 15, 2008
<abouter> ninjazombie: powerfailures are evil for any fs. * abouter has quit (Remote closed the connection)
October 22, 2008
1 14:40:56 <@ruskie> novaburst, thanks... I'll send her again... shouldn't feel bad... I had such stuff happen to me as well
2 14:42:26 <flux_control> ruskie is paying for novaburst's prostitutes? o.O
3 14:42:28 <flux_control> :-P
4 14:43:11 <@ruskie> rofl
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November 7, 2008
[02:24'26] Stealth> .seen hylje
[02:24'27] scry> hylje was last seen 5 days, 6 hours, 27 minutes and 54 seconds ago, quitting IRC ("shrubbery")
[02:24'34] --- hylje :No such nick/channel
[02:27'02] lejatorn> must be riding a pony in wonderland.
[02:27'10] Stealth> indeed.November 13, 2008
[15:10'00] lace> flux_control: what is the topic of dissertation? [15:10'07] flux_control> I don't have time to cook, ergo I don't eat. :-P [15:10'17] flux_control> lace: Clausal nominalizations in Japanese [15:10'32] flux_control> Speaking of not having time though, I have to go to work :( [15:11'04] lace> seems no stable iso in short time :-(
December 09, 2008
* scry shoots catbot with a chainsaw viciously with a rocket launcher <catbot> A chainsaw viciously with a rocket launcher?!? That's all you got?
January 09, 2009
1 22:17:35 <flux_control> dkowis: Yes, that's what "quad-damage -> death" meant.
2 22:17:46 <flux_control> The "->" was meant as "leads to".
3 22:17:53 <@dkowis> DEREFERENCES!
4 22:18:07 <@dkowis> the death element of the struct quaddamage
5 22:18:10 dkowis nerds it out
6 22:18:14 <flux_control> Nope, spaces. Whitespace-matters-rules.
7 22:18:17 <+eekee> rawfle
8 22:18:23 <@dkowis> I don't think it would
9 22:18:30 <@dkowis> but I could be wrong, it's been a while
10 22:19:11 <flux_control> Besides, it isn't a struct.
11 22:19:16 <flux_control> ;)
12 22:19:20 <@dkowis> I maked it a struct, so there
13 22:19:29 <flux_control> It's a pointer.
14 22:19:35 <flux_control> Hence the word "dereference".
15 22:19:36 <@dkowis> fine fine fine
16 22:19:37 <flux_control> :-P
17 22:19:41 <@dkowis> no tha't snot right
18 22:19:53 <flux_control> Snot? No thank you, I've eaten alrady.
19 22:19:58 <@dkowis> it's a pointer of type quaddamage
20 22:20:12 <@dkowis> er well, actually it's a compiler error, because we didn't define it first
21 22:20:18 <flux_control> It's a pointer named quad-damage.
22 22:20:21 <@dkowis> hence the arguing
23 22:20:32 <@dkowis> NOSEGOLD!
24 22:20:33 <flux_control> And it's only a compiler error in C*
25 22:20:39 <flux_control> In perl it's valid :-P
26 22:20:51 <@dkowis> in perl, anything's valid, even if it's retarded
27 22:20:56 <*> Parts[#sourcemage] ->dkowis [n=dkowis@sourcemage/elder/dkowis] ["Leaving"]
28 22:21:01 <*> Joins[#sourcemage] ->dkowis [n=dkowis@sourcemage/elder/dkowis]
29 22:21:04 <*> mode[#sourcemage] (+o dkowis) by ChanServ
30 22:21:04 <@dkowis> woops
31 22:21:13 <flux_control> lol
32 22:21:18 <@dkowis> my focus was not where it was supposed to be
33 22:21:23 <flux_control> That almost deserves to get bashed...
34 22:21:24 <flux_control> ;-P
35 22:21:32 <@dkowis> durr
36 22:21:41 <@dkowis> i r wee tah ded
37 22:23:26 <flux_control> You should probably have that as "taah" to lengthen the vowel properly. :)
38 22:23:39 <@dkowis> probably
39 22:23:48 <@dkowis> unless i was wee tah ded
40 22:23:52 <@dkowis> recursive PUN!
41 22:23:56 <@dkowis> zomgwtflololz
42 22:24:05 <+eekee> *headwall*
43 22:24:08 dkowis segfaults
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Feb 28, 2009
[14:51'18] sobukus> I've been on a long journey and found nedit. Unlike marriage, the relation between a text editor and a programmer cannot be broken easily.
Mar 3, 2009
<sqweek> basvg: how come we don't have any hex project around here, anyway? <basvg> sqweek: dunno, probably because we'd have to reboot the universe too often ;) <sqweek> that would look great on the comparison page <sqweek> gentoo: "emerge world" sourcemage: "reboot universe"
Mar 4, 2009 Regarding what is a "promisory astople"
1 14:45 <@afrayedknot> promisory astople (sp?) is where you remove a right to something granted previously (in some contexts which i dont fully understand)
2 14:47 <@afrayedknot> so, i could say "you can set up your base on my lawn", then you set up your base and use it for a while, then one day i say "haha, all your base are belong to me", and i kick you off my lawn, that might be argued as promisory astople
3 14:47 <@afrayedknot> say you had a financial interest in the base, for example
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Mar 8, 2009 Regarding xmms2 compile
1 14:39 <+Bearcat> ruskie: can you cast xmms2 at the moment? i get error about invalid arguments when giving HEAD
2 14:39 <+Stealth> lols
3 14:39 <+Bearcat> ....
4 14:39 <+Bearcat> damn it.
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Apr 7, 2010
[16:20'38] --- ChanServ gives voice to abouter [16:21'01] abouter> hi all [16:21'28] ruskie> it's an abouter [16:21'49] abouter> :) [16:21'58] ruskie> so how far along are you with xiii? [16:23'24] abouter> chapter6 still, had so much fun last weekend that i'm still recovering :p [16:23'49] ruskie> lol [16:24'16] arachnist> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/555375 <| lol [16:24'57] ruskie> I'm at 9 ;) [16:24'57] ruskie> and 28 hurs in :) [16:25'14] * Stealth powerpokes abouter [16:25'54] * abouter dodges Stealth's attempt [16:26'02] abouter> ruskie: nice! [16:26'11] * flux_control powerpokes Stealth [16:26'15] * Stealth powerpokes flux_control [16:26'28] * flux_control powerpokes Stealth [16:26'31] * Stealth powerpokes flux_control [16:26'34] flux_control> :) [16:26'36] Stealth> :) [16:26'42] flux_control> Hammurabi! [16:27'33] * flux_control and Stealth wander blind and aimlessly about [16:28'48] * abouter releases some hedgehogs in the direction of flux_control and Stealth [16:30'10] * Stealth hides flux_control and himself: poor hedgehogs dunno where to run [16:32'09] flux_control> So how's everyone doing? [16:32'11] * arachnist throws apples at the hedgehogs to distract them with food [16:32'23] flux_control> Besides Stealth and I being blind from poking each other's eyes out hehe [16:32'57] abouter> lol [16:33'29] abouter> patiently waiting for OOo to finish yet another test :) [16:33'36] flux_control> ha [16:33'58] * arachnist gives both Stealth and flux_control a pair of perfectly new cyborg eyes, with xray and infrared vision, aside from the normal "visible light" mode [16:34'23] flux_control> abouter: Is the OOo build nearing you in age? [16:34'30] ruskie> trying NOT to fall asleep less than 30 minutes before heading home [16:34'39] abouter> arachnist: aren't those the borg implants i sold you lately? [16:34'50] arachnist> abouter: sshhhhhhhhhhh [16:34'59] arachnist> abouter: that was supposed to be a secret [16:35'01] * flux_control purrs like a predator, and tracks people with his laser cannon [16:35'16] * hylje unleashes the ponies [16:35'18] Stealth> people? they were only hedgehogs.. [16:35'44] Stealth> bleh, idiots. who transformed hedgehogs into the ponies? [16:36'19] flux_control> My little hedgehog? [16:36'56] abouter> rofl [16:36'57] Stealth> your little hedgehog, flux_control? are you sure what you're talking about? :P [16:39'22] abouter> Stealth: you didn't seem to have any trouble understanding what flux was talking about :p [16:39'37] Stealth> aha. [16:40'38] mpl> meh, I pity flux_control's gf. that's gotta hurt. [16:41'23] flux_control> mpl: I don't have one. [16:41'41] BeepDog> (now we know why) [16:41'47] flux_control> ha [16:42'01] flux_control> So much for "80's babies" around here... [16:42'09] flux_control> Nobody's heard of my little pony? [16:42'10] ~ chp (~chp@2001:da8:a000:155:216:d3ff:fefc:90a2) has quit [Ping timeout: 268 seconds] [16:42'21] Stealth> BeepDog: :) [16:42'23] abouter> flux_control: sure, i've even sold them thingies [16:42'38] flux_control> Good, at least there's one among you. :) [16:43'03] flux_control> If hedgehog -> pony, pony -> hedgehog? Hence "my little hedgehog". [16:43'35] BeepDog> we all have [16:43'43] BeepDog> but no one would want a "my little hedgehog" [16:43'50] Stealth> :))) [16:43'55] abouter> i could sell a couple :) [16:43'58] abouter> no problem [16:44'02] BeepDog> to emo kids maybe [16:44'06] BeepDog> so they could stab themselves with it [16:44'52] ruskie> lol [16:45'08] flux_control> ha [16:45'13] abouter> BeepDog: so your statement was false, someone wants them :p [16:45'20] mpl> c'mon hedgehogs are cute. [16:45'22] flux_control> "I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself" [16:45'22] BeepDog> emo kids don't count as someone [16:45'30] BeepDog> :) [16:45'45] abouter> lol [16:45'58] abouter> mpl: sonic! [16:46'15] mpl> I like em hedgehogs but they usually are infested with fleas :( [16:46'25] BeepDog> yeah I don't mind hedgehogs, but "my little hedgehog"? [16:46'30] BeepDog> you can't even comb it's hair! [16:46'38] mpl> lol [16:47'00] mpl> but you can use it for a good back rub [16:47'18] BeepDog> hedgehog on a stick [16:50'27] abouter> poor sonic :(
Apr 28, 2010
<flux_control> Psh <*> Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: Worf, thrall, forgottenwizard, sqweek <+Stealth> weird power, flux_control <flux_control> :) <+Stealth> [14:24'10] flux_control> Psh <+Stealth> [14:24'11] ~ Worf (~worf@84-119-72-245.dynamic.xdsl-line.inode.at) has quit [*.net *.split] <+Stealth> [14:24'11] ~ sqweek (~none@124-148-241-191.dyn.iinet.net.au) has quit [*.net *.split] <+Stealth> [14:24'11] ~ forgottenwizard (~example@adsl-179-31-64.bna.bellsouth.net) has quit [*.net *.split] <+Stealth> [14:24'11] ~ thrall (~thrall@195-97-236-38.onyx.net) has quit [*.net *.split] <+Stealth> I'm scared. <+Stealth> Psh <+Stealth> Psh <flux_control> Behold my powers <+Stealth> bleh. doesn't work <flux_control> hehe
Sep 2, 2011
[16:47'36] dwoz> for some reason I remember always just connecting via ssl. not sure what that was doing for me :/ [16:47'43] Stealth> lol [16:47'58] * Stealth connects to dwoz via ssl [16:47'59] ruskie> encrypting connection from your irc client to the server [16:48'11] ruskie> then on the server it gets decrypted and sent in plain to anyone listening [16:48'23] dwoz> yeah, that part I got [16:48'46] ~ dwoz (~dan@ip70-190-41-206.ph.ph.cox.net) has quit [Quit: Lost terminal] [16:48'51] Stealth> lol [16:49'04] Stealth> that wasn't me, honestly. [16:49'05] flux_control> The only thing an ssl connection to an IRC server would be good for would be if you authenticated to a username at connection time. [16:50'58] lynxlynxlynx> Stealth: maybe he has part as a keyword :) [16:51'08] Stealth> :D